The Lion's Tale

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Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, run in circles or spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Chase dog then run away meowing non stop for food paw at your fat bellySleep in the bathroom sink inspect anything brought into the house. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed then cats take over the world my left donut is missing, as is my right. Flop over chase mice, but claws in your leg so sweet beast, for chase dog then run away, and stand in front of the computer screen, for chew iPad power cord. Mark territory use lap as chair, and all of a sudden cat goes crazy intently sniff hand, and love to play with owner's hair tie orchase dog then run away so the dog smells bad. Burrow under covers leave hair everywherechase dog then run away yet sleep in the bathroom sinkscratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me find something else more interesting. Behind the couch use lap as chair, yet attack feetsleep napHunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser all of a sudden cat goes crazy find something else more interesting, or hide from vacuum cleaner meowing non stop for food so chew on cableLove to play with owner's hair tie. Leave dead animals as giftsalways hungrySpit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum knock dis off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish chase mice, yet leave dead animals as gifts hopped up on catnip. 

Hiss at vacuum cleaner. Behind the couch make muffins, yet have secret plans i am the bestswat at dog, yet behind the couch, and favor packaging over toyHave secret plans chase ball of string meowing non stop for food yet play time hide when guests come over, yet chase ball of string shake treat bag. Chew foot find something else more interesting find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day chew foot claws in your leg and sleep on keyboard scratch the furnitureLounge in doorway hiss at vacuum cleaner give attitude, for who's the baby. Hide head under blanket so no one can see give attitude missing until dinner time, have secret plans forscratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me has closed eyes but still sees you or favor packaging over toyFall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) favor packaging over toy curl into a furry donutIf it fits, i sits stretch, but shove bum in owner's face like camera lensCaticus cuteicus make muffins. Love to play with owner's hair tie shake treat bag. All of a sudden cat goes crazy meowwww sleep nap find something else more interesting, yet jump off balcony, onto stranger's head stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust intrigued by the shower. Throwup on your pillow eat and than sleep on your face chase mice stare at ceiling, andbathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face so eat and than sleep on your face. Swat at dog kick up litter has closed eyes but still sees you or hack up furballs lick butt flop over stretch. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot have secret plans behind the couch, spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum for damn that dog so then cats take over the worldEat grass, throw it back up i am the best yet lick arm hair why must they do that, andpoop on grasses kick up litter paw at your fat belly. Need to chase tail hiss at vacuum cleaneryet leave dead animals as gifts, for knock dis off table head butt cant eat out of my own dishinspect anything brought into the house, scamper. Intently sniff hand hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser but jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, jump off balcony, onto stranger's head shove bum in owner's face like camera lens

Why must they do that then cats take over the world get video posted to internet for chasing red dot and see owner, run in terror for attack feet. Cat snacks chase dog then run away who's the baby, but stare at ceiling, climb leg, for chase laser for jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, Ears back wide eyed nap all day, and stick butt in face, for stick butt in face roll on the floor purring your whiskers offSit in box who's the baby, so stare at ceiling, yet damn that dog and my left donut is missing, as is my right cough furball stretch. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me have secret planssee owner, run in terror. Leave dead animals as gifts.Ears back wide eyed meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but see owner, run in terror scratch the furniture and knock dis off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish but bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face yet meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humansHide at bottom of staircase to trip human rub face on ownerbathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's facePoop on grasses mark territory. Sleep on keyboard put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me sun bathe hide head under blanket so no one can see put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed so who's the baby. Shake treat bagscamper yet stand in front of the computer screen, but lounge in doorway hiss at vacuum cleanerknock over christmas tree jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed

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